Delicious Plight?!

I was watching Lage Raho Munna Bhai on Comcast's On Demand when I saw these very amusing subtitles for its very famous song. I couldn't resist putting it down here. I have seen some funny subtitles but by far this is the best;)

Bole toh bole toh kaisi hogi haai
-->What a delicious plight ( Whaaaaaaaaaat! is a delicious plight??)

Aisi ya waisi arey kaisi hoyegi haai
-->I wonder what my lady's like

Bole toh bole toh kaisi hogi haai
Aisi ya waisi arey kaisi hoyegi haai

Apun ko jaise maangta hai waisi hogi haai
-->Is she pretty? Does she glow?

Haai re haai haai re haai - 3
-->There is only one way to know..

Lage raho Munna Bhaai
-->Get in the fight, Bro!


Khwaabon mein woh apun ke roz roz aaye
-->Even in my sleep she gleams..

Khopdi ke khopche mein khalbali machaaye
-->She gives me "to be continued" dreams.. (:)) )

Khaali pili bheja sala yun hi phadphadaaye
-->My brain's turned to jelly or so it seems..

Bole toh bole toh kaisi hogi haai
Aisi ya waisi arey kaisi hogi haai
Apun ko jaisi maangta hai waisi hogi haai
Haai re haai haai re haai - 3
Lage raho Munna Bhaai..



Kisiko ho khabar toh yaaron humko yeh bataaye
-->Will someone put me out of my misery

Seedhi saadhi hogi woh ya item hi fi
-->Tell me, is she simple or a bag of trickery

Maa ke pair chhuegi
-->Will my mom get a hug (Can you believe they went from the feet to a hug!!)

Ya just kahegi hi
-->Or just a cold "wasssup!" (Why does Hi need a translation to Wasssup???)

Bole toh bole toh kaisi hogi haai
Aisi ya waisi arey kaisi hogi haai
Apun ko jaisi maangta hai waisi hogi haai
Haai re haai haai re haai - 3
Lage raho Munna Bhaai